fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.


So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)


thedailywhat:

Best News Ever of the Day: Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz revealed this week that the show’s 10-episode fourth season will be released ALL AT ONCE on Netflix Watch Instantly in 2013. Be sure to save a sick day for the occasion.
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danceyrselfclean:

Louis CK:  Listen farts take a lot of shit…people think that is lowbrow humor, it’s stupid humor.  To me a fart is funny.  Let’s break down a fart for a second.  Okay it comes out of your ass.  It smells like poop because it has just been hanging out next to it for a long time.  And it makes a little trumpet noise.  What’s not funny about that?  Ass flesh rubs together and it makes a toot.  A toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass.  That’s hilarious.  That’s the funniest thing in the world.  Here’s what I would say.  You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to.  
Best deconstruction of a JOKE ever.  EVER…


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